How often do you have sex?
"Sex, wassat then?"
"Sex? My partners bloody frigid!"
"Once a week!"
"Sex? Gimme it NOW!"
Which position do you mostly use?
Missionary
Any way I can soddin' well get it!
Doggy Style! WOOF!
You mean theres positions?!
During sex, are you a moaner or a screamer?
I don't say a word
I moan loudly
The neighbours bang on the wall to shut us up!
I moan softly
Do you do it with the light on or off?
Lights on I wanna see every damn inch of you! dammit!
Lights? let them see me?! Fuck off!
Soft lights
We do it with candles
What do you do after sex?
Beg for more baby! yeah!!!!
Collapse and fall asleep
Get up and carry on as normal
Have a quick 'How's ya father' (masterbate)
How adventurous are you in bed?
I just lay there, thats what the other half's for!
We like danger!
We vary it sometimes
We spice it up regularly
Do you use toys?
I use none
Vibrator on my own
Vibrator involving partner
Handcuffs.....Raaaaaah baby Raaaah!!
Test questions by Nicole Veitch (
flucked_up_girl), coding by Ian Veitch (yumseta) (c) 2002
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